I went into target, got mad that the Kardashians books were at the front and threw them all away.

I got you fired after you hit on my wife. Knew the boss was checking your house for stolen goods. Didn't warn you. 47 years ago and still makes me smile.

You say sex isn't important in a relationship, but what you mean is that it's not important to you.

Sometimes I have beer and ice cream for breakfast to remind myself I'm an adult and can do whatever I want.

I love this show, it lets me know that it's ok to live in a disfunctional family.