You are my best friend, but you are the biggest hipocrite I've ever known. You ALWAYS criticize everyone's decisions in life. I'm starting to hate who you are!

Your Mom and Step-Dad are both horrible cooks! They have high cholesterol and won't do anything about it! You're following in their footsteps. Stop overeating!

Grandpa was the one man in the world who never hurt me or let me down. When he died, I secretly wished it was you.

I've loved you ever since we met, you know it but don't love me the same way. 4 years later and I'm being torn apart watching you date men who do not love you.

There isn't a doubt in my mind that I only want to uncross them for you.