My ex-girlfriend cheated on me the day before i went in for surgery. Now shes fat and married to some loser. Karmas a bitch aint it. Eat another twinkie Slut

I smoked pot for more then 10 years I recently quit because it was time I stopped numbing the things I couldn't face in life. No one knew I was a pothead.

When you were born I almost didn't want to keep you. I thought for 3 months to put you up for adoption. I'm sick of myself now because I love you so much.

Tomorrow he moves out. I don't know what is up ahead but I feel better already. 26 years of marriage. I wonder why we wasted so many years in an unhappy limbo.

You were never a mother. You physically and mentally abused me and now you suck as a grandmother. I wish it was easier to just walk away from you.