i am leaving my husband because he makes me feel horrible and lies to me all the time.

So what! She did time does that mean I'm better than her ? NOT. I might be worse that her. I just never got caught.

I am the King of Procrastination. I get paid well and somehow manage to do just enough at work to fool everyone into thinking I'm competent. I hate myself.

I am fairly sure I've cured my depression through masturbation. I have never been happier.

I've always said I do not want any more kids, but the truth is if I found someone who would love me and be a decent father I would.