Yes I was PLAYING golf with the guys again, Believe me for once, But then your Mother showed up.

I'm 19 and white. I am in love with a black girl. My family is all racsist. How can I ever tell them? I depend on their $ for college.

i can't help but instantly laugh on the inside when i see people as goofy as this but then i feel bad for them.

I feel like my biggest fears are about to come true

When i need to poop i think about two things.#1 is imagining myself about 3" tall, and hiding (crouching) in an air vent.#2 is replacing the toner in a printer.