I fantasize about Dave Mustaine making me blueberry pancakes.

sometimes i feel like i can't possible deserve this much love

No one knows my New Years resolution. I want everyone to be surprised. I vow to be half my size in a year or less!

As soon as I get my Death Ray finished Im going to harness the Universes cosmic waves & destroy the world!

I'm 28 and single. All of my friends have kids they complain about & don't want. All I want is a chance to be a mommy. They have no idea how lucky they are. :(