I hate alcoholics and you are one. If only you knew the nasty stuff I do to you while you are passed out.

My Mom makes me run around out in the field and kick this ball around. Then she just stands there and yells at everybody. Whats going on? Useless game.

i lie

I have slept with 4 of my co-workers. None of them no about one another. Its weird 2 have meetings w/ all of them at once b/c they will all flirt silently w/me

We've been together 5 years and haven't had sex in almost 4. It kills me that you would rather masturbate than touch me.