Son, I am sorry that I have made you feel so unloved that you want me to give guardianship to your aunt and uncle. I hope you still love me. I love you, Dad

We have been married for 42 years. I have not had sex in more than 20 years. I am afraid to have an affair even though I really want one.

I never had a problem with women until I worked with you. You are a manipulative, fat-ass, control freak. Everyone was so much happier when you left. Eat shit.

The worst part of getting fired is walking out the door. Its even worse than getting told why they are letting you go.

Last night our sex was AMAZING. It makes me wonder who you really had dinner with????