I've been a priest for 8 years. Sadly, I only believed in god for the first 5. I just can't switch professions.

I won thousands of dollars with a lottery ticket, but I didn't tell my husband. I'm secretly spending it, taking my time so he won't notice.

Although i am a corporate slave now. Most people do not know i used to be a pimp!

I sometimes think I made a mistake marrying my wife

I got snowed in out of town. I then got drunk and had sex with another woman.