Will you marry me?

I always thought my Dad was the best. Decorated veteran and an all around badass. Never there for me and I figured it all out on my own. Hope he's proud.

Super hot Asian stripper gave me head in the VIP. For free. Trust me, go on a Tuesday afternoon... they're bored and horny on weekdays.

you treated me like shit and stole my money. you never loved me and were too selfish to know how much you hurt me. thank you for turning into a junky. ha ha ha

If you're facebook pics are close ups or of your kids, I assume your ugly and fat.