I hate being bald. My wife can't seem to grasp what it feels like to lose your hair. Wearing roadkill sucks. Shaving is a pain in the ass. Go with the flow?

I love you more than I love my husband. You're always there for me, no matter what. Alpo treats or not, you still are happy to see me. I love you.

i wish people would smile more

I hate driving my mother around. My mother hates it when my boyfriend drives her around. I make him drive everytime.

You asked me to leave, I did. Now you want divorce. I want to hate you, but I love you. You want nothing to do with me, even though it was your fault a lot too