I never loved your mother and the only woman that i ever loved hated you. I left her for you and you are grown. I am all alone but somehow her memory haunts me

I divorced you for cheating on me and I deeply enjoy seeing you broke and unable to have a real relationship now, it's like revenge I don't have to feel bad for

My husband takes care of trimming the trees and grass.... And I take care of trimming his hairy ass!!!

My ex likes to wear pretty, lacy women's underwear. I never told him, but I think he looked ridiculous and silly.

My friend of 10 yrs. You told me you are a heroin addict
It didnt put me off at all. I told you I have always loved you, you havent called since then.