I saw the light on LSD when I was 17. Ten years have gone by and I think about it everyday.

I live in Sooner country and I am a secret Aggies fan.

I was 6 and smoking one of your cigarette butts. When I heard you coming, I panicked and through it. It's my fault the barn caught fire.

I like to fart in empty aisles in the supermarket!!

I'm afraid of mosquito eaters.