My husband takes care of trimming the trees and grass.... And I take care of trimming his hairy ass!!!

My ex likes to wear pretty, lacy women's underwear. I never told him, but I think he looked ridiculous and silly.

My friend of 10 yrs. You told me you are a heroin addict
It didnt put me off at all. I told you I have always loved you, you havent called since then.

Even though this week has been much less emotional, I miss you more everyday. I am scared your not thinking about me also. I love you, happy valentines day!

To:Myself
I hate the person you have become, what a waste of talent. Your whole life has been a waste. How can someone soo caring be so loveless? Have another1