I'm a straight-laced professional businessman, but I love super-trashy gutter sluts.

I only post secrets when i'm drunk

U were not created by human hands do not define yourself through human views look through the creator's eyes, you'll see how wondrous n perfectly designed U R

You really should have stayed with me. I didn't tell you but I can come 17 times in under 35 minutes. I also squirt. I would have ripped you apart. Your loss.

Sometimes I feel on top of the world, other times I feel down. As long as I have cartoon theme songs, nothing can stand in my way!