I lost my masturbatory virginity to the song Landslide by Fleetwood Mac.

no man is worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry...so y did u?

I'm not a vet yet, so when the lady aske me to look at her cat. I told her I would take a look to see if I could do anything. I did,there was, and I did.

We agreed there'd be no strings,no feelings involved and no one getting hurt. You're leaving in two weeks and you'll never know the truth.

To this day... Crites scare the hell out of me. I'm 24.