I Secretly Have sex with my grandmas couch while she is not home.

I keep myself in amazing shape just for the power trip of shooting down attractive/ successful men , while dating ugly losers who know they can't do any better.

The only time I'm ever happy is when I'm stoned...

I have the American dream, and I hate my life

I have my new boyfriend wear the same cologne as my old boyfriend so I can remember him better. I loved him so much!