Last weekend, I left a guy on a mountain after he whined the whole trip and then asked if I was gonna continue to be "bitchy!" No, now that you're outta my car!

You promised you would stop, you got rid of all your pipes in order to save our relationship... Except the one I just found. Why is this so hard for you?

I'm gainfully employed. I volunteer in the community. I return lost items to their owners. But if my dog shits in your yard & the coast is clear, I keep walking

i fear the day you realize you can do better than me, i love you more than i have ever loved before. i need you more than you will ever know J. plz stay forever

Thank God for my rock & roll doctor. He never has let me down. Marijuana is life.