What happens when a motorcycle hits a car? 1 week in a coma, almost died, 15 broken bones. I'm sick to death of those who say they want to crash. IDIOTS!!!!!

I hate your kids. You bring them out in public and let them run wild, scream, etc. Someone should yank your sex organs out through your throat!!!

I'm 27 years old and I still like to play with all my toys in the tub. Especially my rubber ducky. It rubs me the Right Way.

I wish it was 1977 and I was Joe Strummer.

Darn!! I feel like such a wimp when I tell the guys at work that I have to go right home and "Feed the Cat".