my six year old knows there is no Santa or tooth fairy but believes in God. I do not.

I tell 2 men I want to be with them. I can't decide between them because I am afraid I will make the wrong choice and regret it for the rest of my life.

Mary turns up in the strangest places.

I had an abortion because I didn't want to have another child with you. Then I got pregnant again, even with 2 kinds of protection. I can't stay any longer.

When I was a kid, my babysitter molested me. When I was old enough, I married her. It's been a great 22 years!