I think that a cat basking in the sunlight smells good.

We haven't had sex in months and the lack of affection is driving me crazy! Now you want to take a job out of town? I don't know if we can survive that.

I have anal cancer in my anus. I refuse to tell my family that I am ill and I don't want medical treatment. I would rather die in peace.

I'm afraid to give my Social Security and credit card information to the internet because the Illuminati might find me and steal my bank account.

I would really like to have you over for dinner!