I hate that my best friend gets a lot of attention from online dating sites. She laughs at people that talk to her. I laugh & pretend to understand.

I worry that my sausage may hurt someone.

I swallowed Jack again. I think the answer must be at the bottom of the bottle. No one knows I drink everyday. It seems to dull the pain a bit.

I'm an atheist, but I think the Hare Krishna religion is beautiful.

Over the past 3 years going to the nudie camp, I've developed freckles on my genitals. I just noticed as I was getting ready for the 1st trip of the year.