I "accidentally" broke the coffee pots at work after I found out my coworker used the same gloves to wash the bathrooms. I cost the company hundreds of dollars.

I have found a secret way toeat cookies in bed. Don't tell the veggie person!

i still think he's gay. i still think he's a momma's boy. but i broke my engagement off and gave him back his ring. he still doesn't understand why.

While at work I can only think of my supervisor, and how I want to have an affair with him.

I had sex with the pizza delivery guy and it's true what they say, sex is like pizza !