My husband thinks I make my "special" alfredo sauce from scratch. In reality I buy it jarred from a local mom and pop Italian cooking store. :P

My Cell Phone Is Evil. I Often Ignore Calls Because I Need Alone Time & As A Result I End Up Telling Friends Lies As To Why I Didn't Answer...RING,RING,RING!...

I am obsessive compulsive when it comes to flagging Dover and Dago each & every time I see their names on the comments. Doesn't matter what they say. They suck!

ive tried very hard to love human beings... but after browsing this site i am reassured that we are all monsters. it really kills me.

We didn't do it the first time ut I still freaked out, the second and third time though... wow. I miss you my coworker.