SPANK ME,MMMMMMMMM!

I like to smoke weed and count the stars over and over and over and over till I pass out.

I wish I had a wife.

You cheated on me through our entire relationship. You hurt and neglected me. I am over you, but I feel like I'll never be able to forgive myself for loving you

I hate hate hate my sister in law. She is the worst parent in the world and keeps having kids. I want to tell her but too afraid.