I've come to the sad realization that no one cares about anyone else but themselves and it makes me want to bury myself in a hole and never come out.

Out of my four daughters, you are the evil seed. You make everyones life a living hell-and love it. Sometimes i wish you had not been born.

I think religious people are ignorant and stupid. Science is wonderful and these idiots want to keep people from learning. I absolutely hate creationists.

I really want to have sex with my HOT mother in law.

If "Heaven" exists, I've always wondered if we still use the bathroom up there?