I knew the rapture was bullshit, I was scared you would leave& I'd never see you again so before I went to sleep I prayed for forgiveness I cant do this alone.

People that believe in karma are idiots. I always do nice things for people and help out and I always end up getting shit on.

My doctor rubbed my backside last appointment...again. I'm wondering what he meant by that, and I'm hoping he'll do it again!

i'm 24. I have no sex drive when i'm sober but after a couple drinks i'd plow anything with two legs, a vagina and a pulse

i have a dangerous job and dangerous hobbies because the only time i'm happy is when i'm close to death.