I want to hunt down the bitch that took everything away and broke my heart over a little emo dumbass. Bagging the emo would be a pleasant bonus. Semper Fi...

i'm about ready to ducktape a set of antlers and a white tail to myself. maybe then you will notice me...I WANT TO GET LAID! when will deer season ever be over?

My Ol'lady doesny like anything that I do anymore. She likes this one, I like that one. Only thing that counts thought,I got the money. LOL I will take it.

I had sex with my boss. He was horrible.

I have a genuine phobia that an evil robot race will rise up and enslave us all.