Jesus REALLY DOES speak to me. I get angry when people don't believe me. I also can hear my hair grow. Jesus gave me that power.

I think that the only constant in the universe is decay!

happy birthday to the sweetest man ever created!!!

My New Years resolution: NO MORE BIG BOY TOYS !!! Besides, the garage is full anyway. Hmmmmmm... Maybe I should switch to pocket knives

I like to dumb myself down when I'm around people so they don't know who I really am.