I do very dangerous things every day. People think I'm crazy but the truth is that I just want to die. I'm tired of this world.

We were together for 4 years. Why can't I remember her face when I think about her?

I was FINALLY right! He had to admit it! Basically, which came first, chicken or the egg? I feel like I can stand up taller.

MY SECRET: In highschool I used to ride crowded buses HOPING to be groped. The thought used to make me Soooo HOT!

If it's true that your are what you eat, I'm a beer flavored pussy.