People that believe in karma are idiots. I always do nice things for people and help out and I always end up getting shit on.

My doctor rubbed my backside last appointment...again. I'm wondering what he meant by that, and I'm hoping he'll do it again!

i'm 24. I have no sex drive when i'm sober but after a couple drinks i'd plow anything with two legs, a vagina and a pulse

i have a dangerous job and dangerous hobbies because the only time i'm happy is when i'm close to death.

Our government has been corrupted by tyrannical corporate totalitarians. It's time for a new independence day.