My fiance irritates the shit out of me. I want to f*** every fine women I see. Even fat ones!

My wife sucks all the joy and happiness out of my life. I would leave her if it weren't for our daughter. Instead, I have to get drunk every day to deal with it

After I lost our unborn child, I blamed you for wishing her away. I'll never forgive your cruelty. I slept with your best friend to get back at you.

I have a child with my first cousin and only my parents know.

I Secretly Have sex with my grandmas couch while she is not home.