Genie if you still read this site everyday. I still love you. Come back I bought the ring. There will be no secrets between us this time. Sorry about your Mom

I pretended to be a vegan to get with this hippie chick. After we "get groovy" I go out for ribs.

I love you more than the stars! I know we are "all" friends. But when we are left alone, I am trying to get you back! My "friendship" is a ploy.

Sometimes I wonder if my husband is just here because of our son, even though he says he isn't.

A guy who begged me for a handjob and said I better not smell made me want to lose weight, not some great epiphany.