You broke my heart, but I still miss you everyday. I know nobody will ever make me feel the way I feel when Im with you. I just dont know what to do.

My dog's feet smell like Fritos.

I get so turned on by the sound of gunshots it literally makes my pussy wet. I love AK's and shotguns. The bigger the better.

For Christmas this year, all he's getting is a "dear john" letter from me...me and the kids are leaving for good

My husband wont punish our 2 year old son for ANYTHING!! When I smack him and my husband babys him I wana smack my husband... w/ a frying pan