I am 47 years old and if I was to die now, there would be no one to care. I have no one in the world that loves me. Absolutely no one.

When I found out my husband was cheating, I paid a really creepy guy $10 to come over & squirt a little "sumpthin special" in his bowl of clam chowder.

Your ego reviles just how self centered you truly are! There's a million and 1 reasons for the things I do and NOT 1 IS U!! (i love u but Your still just a man)

I'm an assistant to a sexy businessman, & we flirt constantly. He's married, so I'll never do anything with him, but I get off to the thought of him nightly ;)

I've recently come to the realization that I hate everyone on this planet and couldn't care less if you all go straight to hell. Not healthy, but just sayin'.