Every time Elvis made a movie, there was a huge population increase. I remember those nites at the drive-ins. He really had a way with the women. Viva the King.

I finally found the down-to-earth, athletic, and sweet man i've always wanted, but at times i long for the hot younger bad boys i used to date

I went to Tiland to become a Buddist. I WAS shocked when I found there was a McDonalds there. When I asked for a Big Mac they even asked if i wanted it suprsizd

My life is so boring when I run my virus scanner i secretly hope it finds something.

You think we're friends, but I only tolerate you to keep peace between the families. The day you die, I will dance on your grave in a red dress, you b****!