I sometimes fantasize about a man who is EXACTLY like my husband. It reinforces my choice that I married the right man and how fortunate I am.

I wish I had been in a war and died fighting heroically.

Most people have no idea that my debts make me want to just run away. I tease about running away to an island somewhere... but I'm not kidding...

I told them I was going into town for the day... I drove to the overlook and stood at the edge ready to jump...

I record farts. then hit the play button while in line at the store. You get faster service, and strange looks.