I went to Tiland to become a Buddist. I WAS shocked when I found there was a McDonalds there. When I asked for a Big Mac they even asked if i wanted it suprsizd

My life is so boring when I run my virus scanner i secretly hope it finds something.

You think we're friends, but I only tolerate you to keep peace between the families. The day you die, I will dance on your grave in a red dress, you b****!

I have treated you bad for many years. Now you tell me you are leaving me. I feel I can live without you. Why did I not think this would never happen. I'M SORRY

My 38 yr old b/f cheated on me with a 25 yr old...I don't get mad I get even.