I wish that I could be addicted to drugs because of how good they make me feel, but I don't want them to ruin my life.

the honest to God truth is, earth would be a better place without people.

I am glad you are sober but I am disgusted you are sober because of a cult that has brainwashed you into believing you are a victim of the disease of alcoholism

Once at a BBQ, my dog snuck a steak hanging at the edge. I chased him down, brushed off the steak, heated some more, and gave it to my asshole of a father.

I've always said I don't blame my parents for the way I turned out. Actually, I hate them both, and blame them completely. But nobody needs to know that.