When I know my neighbors wife isn't home, I sometimes undress in front of the open window between our houses. It started as an accident, but now it just excites me.

Sometimes at night I wear a sheep costume and mingle with the neighbor's herd. No lie.

Everything my mother ever gave me...I break apart and throw away with the incredible enthusiasm of hatred...

I am terrified of Bigfoot,even driving at night i check my mirrors.

For the longest time, I wondered why there were two mayors of DC, Mary And Berry. The photo is of former DC mayor Marion Berry.