When I'm feeling lonely I like to sleep with a hot dog in my a** cheeks.

If my husband ever new that my obbsession with frogs, represented my love for you, He would leave me, I think about you everytime I see one! I love you!

I wait for someone to love me, instead of going out and finding love. I'm an attractive strong male with a sensitive side, but I'm so afraid of rejection.

I secretly love you so much, even though your girlfriend is one of my best friends. You always say you'll never leave her, and it tears my heart out to hear it.

I gave a guy a blow job in the church bathroom while you were in the other stall and you never knew.