I hate my life and am too old to change it. I want out of it.

I like to get stoned before I go to the gym, every day.

I am scared that we are all alone- there is no god. Most people are corrupt, greedy, insane, or just no good. It makes me extremely sad.

I really watch "Snapped" on the Oxygen Channel so I can get ideas on how to get rid of you if I ever grow the balls to.

I hate when I bring my own ball to the bowling alley and everybody thinks its a house ball. Get your own damn ball!!!!!!!!!