we miss you and your stinky breath, thank you for letting us love you for all these years!

I dated a girl cause she wasn't taking care of her dog so I did. She couldn't have it when she moved so she gave him up, I dumped her the next day.

I want to run away and become a mountain man, sometimes.

Rest in peace. I'll never forget about you. I love you and miss you every day.

I dress, look, and act like a woman; but I was born with both parts.