You cheated on me and paid her college behind my back??? You're welcome EVERYTHING is super glued down on the coffee table and everyother surface in that house

Life of the party... Fun guy to be around... But I find that I use humor as a way of hiding the fact that I'm not a very interesting person.

Don't ever allow money to influence your getting married. You will never feel free again as long as you live.

I still think about you at times, but the way you left me while you yourself was pregnant was unforgivable. and I hate you for that very reason.

I'm thinking about leaving my wife and stepkids. This morning I got yelled at by 2 different people before 8am. NOT happy.