Page 1014Best of secrets (Highest Rated First)
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Why do normal, healthy, people with no handicaps or disabilities refuse to bathe or brush their teeth sometimes? You smell like a toilet, stay away from me!!!
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When I was 12 years old, my brother punched me in the shoulder really hard. I got back at him sliently by peeing on his tooth brush. Back at you fucker. LOL
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i wish i could spend my birthday with you! only you! i wish i wish i wish
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Out of the corner of my eye, I see you in a crowd at work. I have to do a double take and breathe- cause for a minute I forget you killed yourself 6 months ago.
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I'm an adult (female). I live away from my mother. So how is it that every time I masturbate, she calls me?!
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