Drake won b****in'est Senior Mullet by a landslide.

It's called a leisure suit, ladies and germs, and if you didn't have one in the early 70s, you were a big fat loser. Mine was teal. I wore it with a silk floral shirt and a long necklace with a football player pendant that we all got at that year's team banquet. I was THE MAN.

Olan Mills backdrop #4: Bucolic Meadow with Split Rail Fence. Is that an animal carcass behind her?

The Library might be more believable if the shelves weren't sloping downhill. Is that a book on teen pregnancy?

I'm only 42 and I would never commit suicide, but I am 100% ready to die. I don't like life. I feel like I was born into slavery. Life is boring. I'm tired.