I still read my ex-girlfriends email even though I haven't talked to her in 4 years.

My boss told a customer the TV he brought in for repair didn't work because the tube was broken. I broke it.

Even though I'm happily married, I secretly fantasize about guy and girl friends I think are good looking. Especially the girls, and I'm planning on having an affair with a female soon.

I've been cheating on you. That's the reason I don't ask you for sex anymore, not that you care. I'm sure you're releaved I don't. Doesn't mean I don't love you, but you don't seem to love me enough to want to do me. So he'll do me and you won't have to worry about it. P.S. I'll never marry you if this is what I'll have to do for the rest of my iife.

im married to a beautiful woman, but all I fantasize about is fat women. My wife knows my fetish and has suggested I have an affair with one. Im too chicken.