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I would love to have a wife and kids, but sometimes I fear that as much as I try I'm just going to end up alone
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I went into target, got mad that the Kardashians books were at the front and threw them all away.
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I got you fired after you hit on my wife. Knew the boss was checking your house for stolen goods. Didn't warn you. 47 years ago and still makes me smile.
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You say sex isn't important in a relationship, but what you mean is that it's not important to you.
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Sometimes I have beer and ice cream for breakfast to remind myself I'm an adult and can do whatever I want.
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