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Married for 36 years. For years, most nights while you're snoring away, I have been masturbating in bed right next to you. Better than sex with you.
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I know and I dont care.
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And the real punchline of this is you only shortchanged yourself. Keep spanking it, fool.
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uh i know you do that and i feel like i dont want to roll over and have you on tof of me so i just let you get it out. no worries, keep it "up" im not.
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If my wife looked like that I would let her be jerking it up and down til it squirted then I would rub her clit and pussy till she had a NICE juicy hot cum all over my fingers!
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^It is a generic picture idiot! What are you some oversexed teen???
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I do this whilemy husband sleeps too. I Do Love sex with him too though but sometimes we are just SOO tired I just want to rub one out and go to sleep :/
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^ dam baby is that you ? lol
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your bed must be kind of nasty
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