if you were my husband, i would give it too you anytime you wanted
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Ooops. I was drunk when I made this, then I found it the next day and clicked "remove" from my account page thinking it would not be posted. That'll learn me.
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just jerk off on her face while she is sleeping, maybe that will learn her!
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wow, my husband likes jacking off, you make it sound like torture!
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^^^he should HAVE to jack off..jeez!
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As a guy I don't like jacking off, in my opinion we jack off because the women can't keep up, not in the mood(they need some kind of build up), or are just not available.
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It's not her fault, maybe you should have asked her before she got tired. No sympathy for you jerkface!!!
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and this is why my wife and I are divorcing
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^^^my husband jacks off because he wants to cum, not because i am not giving it up...he just likes his morning time lol! and guess what? i like getting of by myself too and we have sex 3-5 times a week! some people just have high sex drives i guess :)
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Make her an ice cream sundae and put the cream on yourself. Wakey Wakey...time for eggs and bacy.
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he should jack her off
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I'll help you!
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she might be tired. instead of hating on her, why not break up and find something better. you sound like an a** **** anyway.
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2^ Ever heard of a double negative?
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jerk off and cum on her face.
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your a jerk.
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^who spends a great deal of time jerking off!ahahaahhhahhh!!!
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^I hope you wear a happier face than that when you are getting your release!
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I'd use a wood at the 3 hole.
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^You just wish someone wanted to bother with you!
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Listen ladies, I am marrying a man who left his wife after 32 years of slowly dwindling sex life. After 15 months of no touching, no affection, no nothing, he gave up. BUT!! He was not going to do without and when she didn't understand where he was coming from and why....no affair, no cheating, he just left. And when the divorce was almost done, after 18 months, he is marrying me...who can't offer him anything but a blow job and a willing pu--y any time he gets ready. With reciprocation.
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^if you don't blow him he will leave you to without explination. But I am telling you now you need to blow him.
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^Yeah...that will go over real well..if she is a prude like he says, she might just consider that he "violated" her. I am a woman and I don't get it..I am totally into sex..it can be so great with the right man...she is robbing herself of such great fulfillment:(
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^He might not leave if I don't blow him, after all he was used to not getting NOTHING! Hes thrilled with the idea that I love to touch his body, have sex, show him affection, all of that........not just the oral,he considers that the icing/dessert
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Don't blame your wife because You need a relese it isn't her job to give it to you whenever you want. All I know is I do'nt get it whenever I want but I do get it often.
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She could have at least gave you a blow job before she went to sleep.I rather get a blow job than f*** anyways. LoL
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Another selfish pig.
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pull it out and whack it right in front of her. I did this once. awesome bj after
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Maybe if she is such a prude b***h you should think about leaving her rather than whining about it on here. I am sure you have tried waking her with kisses, and all the other suggestions on here, but it is obviously lost on her. Some women just don't like sex, and are so selfish that they won't at least do something to get you off. Why live like that? Is it about material possesions? What you will lose if you leave her? If that is what is more important than waking up next to someone who really loves you and wants to have hot, erotic sex with you everyday, then you have already lost far more, your soul.
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^that is gross!
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Gumdrop !!!!! how ya been ?
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Yeah just last night I fell asleep...it was saturday too lo, anyway and he came in Later and woke me up with some caresses and kisses and MMm MM good stuff I woke up quickly and had a great experience with him last night. Maybe you wife thinks you Like jacking off more than her? Why not communicate...don't fight..... talk.
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Some people are not late night people. Maybe that's her body clock and she gets tired early. Ever try in the mornings or earlier in the day? You sound like a whiner.
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I can have sex whenever I want with my wife. Sometimes I would rather do it myself so I don't have to get anyone off but myself :) I guess I'm selfish.
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I give my husband lovin anyway and anytime he wants it. He does not have to stroke to cum but if he did I would love watching and talking naughty to him as he did.
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WOW.........3-5 times per week.....geeeeeeze, you'ra gonna wear that beauty out in no time... snicker-snicker
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^did i mention i am 8 months pregnant? it used to be once or twice a day....
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^^for someone who isn't getting any you sure have an attitude. i'm sure you wouldnt have to blow yourself if you got a little action once in a while!
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My husband and I also have sex often. But we each masturbate alone. Sometimes, I just want to be selfish and only please myself. Sometimes, its the same for him. You should try and go wake your wife up with some kisses in the right spots if you are looking for a little extra nookie....I don't think I would ever turn my husband down if he woke me up that way.
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^^^it doesnt work this way in the real world.
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^ ^ ^ ^ if your talking to me....im getting plenty....but I do wish I could blow myself...if its not me you were talking to/about...learn how to count and I still wish I could blow myself !!
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